“Nearly everything I know about love, I've learnt from my long-term friendships with women.”
“People love to say, “Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat for a lifetime.” What they don’t say is, “And it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.” That’s the part of the analogy that’s missing.”
"Nobody thinks or feels or cares any more; nobody gets excited or believes in anything except their own comfortable little God damn mediocrity.”
“Here’s how it usually goes: gays will start to wear something, it becomes a trend, and then ten years later, brosefs will co-opt it, and I’ll be like, “You’re behind the times.”"
"There have been times where I felt that I might die of loneliness.”
A weird and wonderful novella.
"I think prime numbers are like life. Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away."